A - After Sex
- When Thor is finished with you, he’ll spend a while catching his breath, whilst laying on top of you.
- He enjoys holding you close and feeling your own body breath heavily. He’ll kiss your forehead and ask if you need anything, before going to sleep - not much of a pillowtalker.
B - Bottom or Top
- Top. Thor doesn’t bottom for anyone - if he did it would be a very specific set of circumstances. He enjoys dominating you like the God he is.
C - Cum
- Thor doesn’t just ‘cum’. His eyes will glow with electricity and he’ll flood your insides. He’ll make you think you're pregnant, despite the impossibility of it.
- If it’s a particularly intense orgasm, you may even hear thunder rumbling.
D - Dress Up
- Thor doesn’t really get the whole role play dressing up. If you want, he’ll keep the whole Thor outfit, but he prefers to keep it naked.
E - Experience
- Thor was a hit with the Asgardian men and women, so he’s had lots of experience.
- However, with a human, he has to remember that you might not have the same stamina as him. He has to be careful not to make you pass out.
F - Favourite Bodypart
- Thor’s favourite thing about you will be your hair. He loves running his fingers through your locks, or pulling at it.
G - Gag Reflex
- Thor’s Asgardian throat is powerful enough to take most huge cocks. He doesn’t gag easily at all.
H - Hair
- Thor enjoys keeping his short beard as it somewhat resembles his father. Plus, he knows you love how it feels when it brushes against your skin.
- He keeps his chest shaved though sometimes if he’s feeling lazy he’ll let the small fuzz grow out between his pecs.
- He doesn’t keep the trail, he prefers to be smoother.
I - Intimacy
- Thor can be quite intimate. Like he’s the protector of Asgard, he wants to be the protector of you. He wants to look after you. Sometimes he doesn’t fully get all the complicated emotions you’re going through, but he tries.
- When you go to bed he’s always the big spoon, so you can feel his strong arm around you.
J - Jerking
- Thor finds jerking off too boring. Sometimes he tries if you’re not around but he ends up giving up halfway through and waiting for you. He knows your ass will be worth it in the end.
K - Kinks
- Thor loves to bite you. He loves to give you hickeys and claiming you as his own.
- He also loves the idea of edging you all night long. Thor’s favourite thing is to bring you close to an orgasm, then taking his hands off you, watching you whimper his name.
- It might be taboo, but he loves it when his adopted brother gets involved too.
L - Lube
- Thor understands that he has to use lube in order to not hurt you. He makes sure he has enough dotted around the house, in case there’s a spontaneous fuck. He uses a generous amount and prefers the fruit flavoured ones.
M - Massages
- Thor actually prefers receiving the massages. Mostly because he enjoys hearing you shaky breathing as you run your oily hands all over his muscular body. He also enjoys it because, as the King of Asgard, he needs the moments of relaxation.
N - Nopes
- Thor really doesn’t like it when people are cocky. It reminds him of his old self. He finds it cringey and just can’t get into it.
O - Oral
- Thor loves it when you let him face fuck you. He just loves to grip your hair tight and hold you still as he slaps his balls against your chin. He also loves it when you gag, as it’s something he’s not experienced much before.
- Thor doesn’t mind eating you out, but he prefers just pushing his fingers into you and making you moan louder.
P - Position/Place
- Thor enjoys the cowboy position. He loves watching you riding his cock, fucking yourself. It also lets him just watch your sexy body getting sweatier and sweatier.
- Thor quite enjoys fucking you on the sofa, maybe in the middle of watching TV.
Q - Quickies
- Thor loves a quickie. He’s never the one to inititiate it, but he’s always down for it. A spontaneous fuck out of nowhere? One minute your making dinner, the next he’s fucking you on the kitchen counter, then the next he’s unloaded inside you. Then back to making dinner. He loves it. He loves the surprise treat.
R - Risky
- Thor doesn’t really understand what’s so wrong with public sex so you'll often be getting fucked in a coffee shop restroom. You’ll ask him to be quieter and he’ll just chuckle. He finds it cute when you blush as he feels your crotch when you're having dinner with your parents too - he just doesn’t want to keep his hands off you.
- He’s also a big fan of fucking you in a field, in the rain.
S - Stamina
- You could've been having the most intense sex ever and it'll barely effect him. Whilst you're still a sweaty, panting mess, he's either already getting dressed or ready for another couple rounds.
T - Toys
- Thor’s got some weird and wonderful sex toys from Asgard, but he mainly enjoys it when you actually manage to get the shaft of the hammer inside you. Thor loves that.
U - Underwear
- Thor doesn’t really care about underwear. You can wear whatever you want, preferably cheap because he tends to rip them off anyway.
V - Volume
- Thor’s pretty loud. He’s definitely a dirty talker and makes lots of loud grunts and groans. He’ll spank your ass as well and when he cums he roars. It’s very animalistic.
W - Wrecking Ball
- Thor will fuck you against anything and sometimes that means things get knocked over or damaged.
- Sometimes he breaks the bed, makes a you-shaped dent in the fridge or will rip your clothing straight off your body.
X - XRay
- Thor has a 12 inch, thick rod of meat - thank the Odin genes. He knows it’s a powerful weapon and tries to keep it from hurting anyone too much.
- He has a golden blonde set of pubes, neatly shaped above his shaft.
Y - Yeps
- Thor loves it when you flirt. Sometimes he doesn’t get the innuendos, but he gets the idea.
- He also really loves it when you’re wet. If you’ve just come out of the shower, still soaking with a single towel, he’s likely going to pounce on you.
Z - Zest
- Thor’s always down to fuck. He doesn’t care if it’s right or wrong, he still loves it. Just give him a look and that’s all the convincing he needs.