A - After Sex
- It might surprise you, but Wade’s a cuddler . He's not that into pillowtalk, but he loves to hold you in his arms, pulling you as close as possible.
B - Bottom or Top
- Wade’s versatile. He can give as good as he takes and enjoys both a lot. It usually just depends on who he's with or what mood he's in.
C - Cum
- Since becoming ‘Deadpool’, his cum volume has increased quite substantially.
- He loves to cum on you - being able to paint your body white is something he looks forward to all day.
D - Dress Up
- Wade loves to fuck you in his Deadpool suit. He’ll fuck you in that more than he’ll fuck you naked.
E - Experience
- Wade’s had lots and lots of experience. He'd sleep around with just about anyone and everyone. He’s a slut and has no shame in it.
F - Favourite Bodypart
- His favourite thing about you is your back. He loves to plant kisses all the way up it to wake you up, or will often just lift your shirt so he can kiss your shoulder blades.
G - Gag Reflex
- Wade’s mutation has made his throat much more resilient, meaning he can take about 13 inches before getting remotely uncomfortable.
H - Hair
- Unfortunately, Wade has absolutely no body hair whatsoever - not by choice. He gets quite insecure about it, too.
I - Intimacy
- Wade’s actually surprisingly intimate. Sometimes he struggles but once he’s comfortable, he’ll talk to you about anything and everything.
- He loves you, and will show you through physical affection all day if he can. He's very protective, too, and won't let anyone hurt you.
J - Jerking
- Wade’s a pretty horny dude, so if you're not around he might quickly bust a nut while you're gone.
K - Kinks
- Wade’s pretty much into every kink under the sun. Choking, ropeplay, edging, foodplay, gags, collars, whips, roleplay, threesomes, exhibiotionism, voyeurism and humiliation. Your sex life with Wade will never get boring.
L - Lube
- It's entirely up to you. Wade’s happy either way, especially if you're the bottom. He always makes sure to ask you first - he cares.
M - Massages
- Wade quite enjoys giving you a massage. He likes being able to make you relax and then afterwards, you'll have crazy, wild, intense sex.
N - Nopes
- Wade really hates over the top optimism and positivity. He needs you to have some sense of reality and how things really are. Otherwise he just thinks you're a bit superficial and fake, or simply thick.
O - Oral
- Wade loves to 69. Many mornings will be spent sucking each other off, multiple times, draining your balls by lunchtime.
- He’s quite the expert at eating you out as well. His tongue can get really deep as he parts your cheeks, doing a thorough job.
P - Position/Place
- Wade will do it anywhere, but his least favourite is in bed. It's too boring. He'd rather do it in the alley behind a bar or in the backseat in a busy car park.
- He quite enjoys doing it in different movies, often fucking in the background while Captain America’s doing his thing.
- His favourite position is actually missionary. He loves being able to see your whimpering, pathetic face as he slams into you.
Q - Quickies
- Wade loves a quickie. Sometimes before going out to do a job, Wade will quickly pound your ass in the doorway of your apartment before leaving with his weaponry.
R - Risky
- Wade loves to play it risky. He loves fucking you in public spots with the thrill of being caught. Somehow you always manage to avoid being spotted.
S - Sexts
- So many nudes. Whenever you guys are separated, Wade will send you thousands of nudes, showing off his meat and making you horny, no matter where you are.
T - Toys
- He quite enjoys double penetrating you, using one of his many, many dildos. Sometimes he uses fleshlights or will insert vibrates inside you when he wants to edge you for a couple hours.
U - Underwear
- Wade will go from Hello Kitty boxers to tight briefs and then even jockstraps. He likes to mix it up.
- He doesn't mind what you wear, though his favourite is when you just go commando.
V - Volume
- Wade’s a dirty talker. He knows exactly what to say to drive you crazy as he’s plowing into you. His grunts are pretty loud as well, meaning your neighbours are likely gonna hear.
W - Wrecking Ball
- Wade can turn the room into an absolute tip when he's done with you. He'll rip your clothes off, throw shit off desks or kitchen counters, plates of food will drop off dinner tables and cum stains will be left on the carpets.
X - XRay
- Wade made sure to make me give him a huge, thick uncut masterpiece of a dick. 10 inches long with the most beautiful set of balls you've ever pictured.
Y - Yeps
- Wade just loves it when you talk dirty to him in public. When you look at him seductively and say dirty little teases, he can't help but pull you into a dark corner and fuck your brains out.
Z - Zest
- Wade’s always down to fuck. He's always just waiting for the perfect moment to whip his cock out.